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jeremy tan
25/09/89
amnerd@hm

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  • May 2005
  • June 2005
  • July 2005
  • August 2005
  • September 2005
  • November 2005


  • the song



    Saturday, November 19, 2005

    this was from my earlier post. okie to be exact May.
    i guess this post had to be revived so here it is again.
    come lets give a warm welcome to
    yo momma...


    Yo momma's so stupid,
    when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo momma's so stupid,
    she ordered her sushi well done.

    Yo momma's so stupid,
    she bought a solar powered flashlight.

    Yo momma's so stupid,
    she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

    Yo momma's so stupid,
    she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

    Yo momma's so stupid,
    she asked you what the number for 911 was.

    ____________________

    Yo momma's so ugly,
    just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo momma's so ugly,
    her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

    Yo momma's so ugly,
    she made an onion cry.

    Yo momma's so ugly,
    she turned Medusa to stone!___________________
    Yo momma's so fat,
    she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

    Yo momma's so fat,
    she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

    Yo mama' so fat,
    she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

    Yo momma's so fat,
    all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

    Yo momma's so fat,
    her picture takes two frames.

    no momma's was hurt during the process of posting this post. chill to all momma's out there. you rawk!

    i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.


    10:05 PM


    okie. see i'm blogging.

    went to downtowneast.
    mom's office had this family day event.
    its rather a big event andd lots of pple were there.
    event held at wildwildwet. rather boring as i completed everything
    nothing else could be done. repeating rides would spell borinnggg.
    everyone was given a 7dollers coupon
    and alot ppple nv go
    so my mom used it all[she hold high position and she's incharge of it, the coupons]
    and the coupons could onli be used for that day,today
    the coupons i hold myself consisted of,hmmm $70???
    excluding momo and dada's coupon.
    so end up we bought $200+ worth of kfc and pizzahut stuff within the wildwildwet and brought home.
    so now... my fridge.. poor thing. xD
    im so happy today. and you know why. :p



    i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.


    10:00 PM

    Wednesday, November 09, 2005


    aint she cute?
    finest chuck


    1:50 AM



    treat or trick
    finest chuck


    1:50 AM



    super star virgo
    finest chuck


    1:50 AM

    Saturday, September 24, 2005


    late yuleball *weeps
    finest chuck


    10:58 PM

    Monday, September 19, 2005
    the day in school. memories...

    dang..

    so bored now at com lab4 doing nothing. okie other then playing pool.
    so ermm yea so long nv blog. too stress to blog.

    sunday on the car wayback home. my dad suddenly said something. he was like asking me to complete ma Nlevels den go to shatec. the whole night cant sleep. i din noe wad course to take or wad. and will miss everyone badly. that makes me so confused. i noe i have to go. as staying and to sec5 and take Olevel would not be as easy as it seems. as ma cl and ch gone case. so if take Olevel is as good as wasting one year of my life. rather sleep all year.

    so i am realli moody its like using ma own hands to hit myself. anyone? help


    i dunno if anyone reads ma blog. but i juz wanna say dat it is so hard to part. some knew dem for 4years some 3 some 2. cant let go. those memories.
    those buddies together after school.
    nxt year somemore school shift to bedok.
    harder to meeet up.
    scanning the shatec website make me more sad.
    well life goes on.

    how could this happen to me...
    [frien playing the song at the back]


    sad sad sad..

    howhowhowhowhowhow?!!?!

    spend more times with ma friens as much as i can.
    11oct might mark a date where we will part our ways.
    for some contactable ones.. i thankyou
    for those hu being with me.. i thankyou
    fo those hu stand for me.. i thankyou too

    wont forget all that i had and the time i had being thru in prss.


    bell ring. 13:21


    i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.


    1:21 PM

    Wednesday, September 14, 2005


    front row so fierce. woots
    finest chuck


    6:49 AM



    POP passing out parade
    finest chuck


    6:48 AM



    npcc gathering at pasir ris park
    finest chuck


    6:47 AM

    Saturday, September 03, 2005
    finished

    well im stress ryte now. hu doesnt right? im sure im much stresser stresserest most stressest if got such word.

    here's ma result fer prelim:
    English-55/100
    Chinese-30/100
    Maths-81/100
    Science(phy+chem)-75/100
    CH(h+s)-20/100
    Dnt-53/100
    hmm okie now talk bout the marks. english prelim my eyes wanna close wanna close dun bother to read den like dat. hias. chinese ish foundation very bad bah.
    maths so many careless mistake or else...science kinda happy, i thought i lost it but managed to handle it at last min. CH... gonecase. teacher said if i wont buckup on dat subject i will have a tough time nxt year and she wont let me come back. howhowhow. this is read tough for me. and it is so freaking unfair cox i onli have 6subject. at least more subjects den can find wad i realli interested in like science or poa or a maths. hiass. dnt prelim very tired realli dun feel like doing. but i tnk shd b able to scrape thru da n level for dnt bah.
    howhowhow?
    feeling real low.
    just need someone to concern and care for me. hiass. suan le bah. impossible.


    i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.


    11:55 PM



    what i see. this is my dream.
    finest chuck


    8:04 AM



    and this too x]]
    finest chuck


    8:03 AM



    isnt she sweet. aww
    finest chuck


    8:02 AM

    Wednesday, August 31, 2005
    all alone

    yayaya. i know huh. this blog seemed dead.
    well it is juz dat. i have nothing to say bout my life,
    there are no colours to it. plain simple boring.

    happy teacher's day! huh.
    ms han-yumin p. kinda patient towards teaching us, realli appreciated the old times when everything seem so easy going and not so stressful.

    mr sim poh ming-yumin p. haha funny teacher but i tnk he transfered oredi la. no longer there liao. so sad right. he nicknamed himself superman [sim poh ming]
    lame la but all call him dat till xi guan oredi.

    well so da day went by, go back primary school slack with those best pals. damn stupid we at back gate den it is lock. so ma frien go say we run from back gate to front gate last person treat drink. okie la. dun hu noe i start running my pants wanna drop den run damn slow la. den last la duhh =/
    den we at canteen oredi huh. saw the gate open. damn stupid. waited at back gate for like half an hour den dun wan open go by front gate oredi den wan to open.

    nvm. sit down. buy drinks fer them. den eat la. damn hungry can. after dat go see ms han. talk talk halfway saw ms seah walk pass. hiayo still nv change face still put so much foundation. den ms han talked bout guys piercing ear blahblahblah. den ask left ear or right ear is gay. actually i oso not so sure la. but i tnk if pierce right ear nv pierce left ear abit weird ba. but pierce both ear very common liao.

    den dunno ard wad time went to 209 play bb. if not wrong is 12 bah. nvm not sure though. played till 7 den reach home den between got rain so many times. irritating la. nvm.

    ermm sian1/2 what am i doing. why am i not studing? =/
    nxt wk N level local paper oredi.. hiass.
    anyone can teach me combine humantics not?[ss and history]
    sian sian sian sian can! ahh



    i'll sing for you, i'll do anything to see you smile.


    11:45 PM